19 and counting.

Adam Wharton.

X-Factor player or superstar in the making?

Mar 4 • Lou

3

1

January 2026

Edoardo Bove.

“And they say 21, I was supposed to die So I'm out here celebrating my post-demise.” — Jay Z

Jan 12 • Lou

6

1

Matthis Abline.

Abline is pronounced "Aubaine", meaning a great bargain, godsend, or lucky find. I don’t actually know this to be true, but it sounds good.

Jan 10 • Lou

5

December 2025

Kasper Høgh.

I’m going to write my own scout reports on players who aren’t particularly mainstream but have a shout of moving to another club in the January window.

Dec 30, 2025 • Lou

3

Hayden Hackney.

Is there an underlying skepticism as to why Hackney hasn’t made the jump to the Premier League after being heavily linked for as long as three seasons…

Dec 22, 2025 • Lou

10

2

Rumarn Burrell - Omar Comin'

"This range? And this calibre? Even if I miss, I can't miss"

Dec 8, 2025 • Lou

5

Watford vs Norwich review.

4-4-2 sucks.

Dec 7, 2025 • Lou

4

November 2025

Watford 3-0 Boro

The return of Rob Edward Gein.

Nov 2, 2025 • Lou

9

2

October 2025

The Return

My favourite thing about football fandom is the delirious reactions we have when our team plays.

Oct 24, 2025 • Lou

3

1

The Gang Fight's Back

Oxford 2-1 home win analysis

Oct 7, 2025 • Lou

2

September 2025

It doesn't need to be this complicated.

Watford 2-1 Hull City review

Sep 29, 2025 • Lou

7

Hull City analysis

Watching back Hull’s last two games vs Swansea and Southampton, they might be one of the weirdest teams I’ve watched from a tactical pov.

Sep 25, 2025 • Lou

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